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D&D 5e Character Races Compared

    I play Dungeons & Dragons. In fact, I game master a regular gaming session. I was talking with one of my players about creating a character for a new campaign I want to run. In that conversation I realized that some of the races available to play have distinct advantages over others. In particular, I realized that in Fifth Edition the human race is the least desirable to play. So I decided to go over the player character races and rank them from the most desirable to the least desirable. While there are some objective criteria for this, it is primarily a subjective evaluation. However, I believe you will find my evaluation useful.

    So, I used the comparison of Human to Human, Variant to set the base for comparing the races. I am assuming that these two choices are equal.

Human

  • +1 to every ability score, which is 6 ability score points

Human, variant

  • +1 to 2 ability scores (2 points)
  • Feat of choice
  • Proficiency of choice

    If you look in the Players Handbook (PHB) under character classes, you can trade the option to gain two ability score points for one feat. So that gives us one feat equals two ability score points. Which leaves us with one proficiency also equals two ability score points. I am skeptical of that last, but will assume it to be true. For the purpose of this review I am going to assume that a specific proficiency is equal to a proficiency of your choice, except where everything else is equal. Then the more broad the options you get to choose from the better.

Based on this, I think that Half-elf is the best race choice.

Half-elf

  • Cha +2, two other ability scores +1 each
  • Darkvision
  • Advantage vs being charmed and cannot be magically slept
  • 2 proficiencies of choice
  • Extra language

    Compared to the standard human, they get 4 ability score points and two proficiencies of choice(equivalent to 4 more points). In addition to that they get the ability to see in the dark and an extra language. Finally, they are harder to charm than normal and cannot be put to sleep using magic. Based on the metric of comparing human to variant human, half-elves have the equivalent to about nine ability score points vs six for humans.

    Originally, I intended to put them in order, but I realized that this is not practical (I may make a list in order at the end).

    The next race I want to evaluate is Drow Elf. I think in a standard campaign they would rank at the bottom equal to human or perhaps just a touch higher. In a campaign where the party spends little time outside during the day, they rank much higher.

Elf, Drow

  • Dex +2, Cha +1
  • Proficiency in perception
  • Advantage against charm save and can’t be put to sleep by magic
  • Long rest is half as long
  • Disadvantage in Sunlight
  • Cantrip at 1st, and spell at 3rd, and 5th levels
  • Special weapon proficiencies
  • Superior darkvision

    They get 3 ability score points plus a proficiency in perception (equivalent to 2 more ability points). Then they start with the Dancing Lights at 1st, get the Faerie Fire spell at 3rd, and the darkness spell at 5th level. Those are not particularly powerful options, but are still quite potent. Drow elves, like all other elves, get to take a long rest in half the time it takes all non-elven races. Their darkvision has a 120 foot range as opposed to an only 60 foot range for other races with darkvision. That is however offset by the fact that they disadvantage on attack rolls and perception checks in direct sunlight (sunlight sensitivity). Finally they gain a proficiency in rapiers, shortswords, and hand crossbows.
    Looking at that, it seems to me that the sunlight sensitivity offsets being able to see further than others with darkvision, but their ability to see in the dark is still an advantage over humans. On the other hand, the weapon proficiencies are probably irrelevant. If you are going to use those weapons you are probably playing a class which gets the proficiency anyway. The spellcasting ability they get is almost the equivalent of the Magic Initiate feat, which makes it essentially worth 2 ability score points.
    Now that I have actually gone over the abilities a Drow Elf gets, I may have underrated them to begin with. My estimation is that their abilities are the equivalent of 7 or 8 ability score points. Not as good as the Half-elf, but still pretty good.

    I was not sure where I was going to go next, but I think I will go through the rest of the elves, starting with High Elf.

Elf, High

  • Dex +2, Int +1
  • Proficiency in perception
  • Advantage against charm save and can’t be put to sleep by magic
  • Long rest is half as long
  • Special weapon proficiencies
  • Cantrip
  • Extra language
  • Darkvision

    The high elf gets 3 ability score points and a proficiency in perception (which is worth 2 more points). Interestingly, as I actually start this comparison, high elves rank lower than I thought. The extra language is nice and the fact that the cantrip is of your choice, rather than predetermined as with the drow elf, makes that almost equal to the spell casting that drow get. The weapons proficiency is slightly more useful than that of the drow. All of that being said, when you count the darkvision and the shorter long rest, I think that high elf comes out at 7 ability score points, just behind the drow.

    Which brings us to the Wood Elf

Elf, Wood

  • Dex +2, Wis +1
  • Proficiency in perception
  • Advantage against charm save and can’t be put to sleep by magic
  • Long rest is half as long
  • Special weapon proficiencies
  • Speed 5’ faster
  • Hide more easily in natural surroundings
  • Darkvision

    The wood elf gets 3 ability score points and proficiency in perception, bringing them to 5 ability score points. They get the same weapon proficiencies as the high elf and darkvision. In addition, they move five feet a round faster and can more easily hide in natural surroundings. How much that is worth will depend on the Dungeon Master(DM). I think I will put them dead even with the high elf at 7 ability score points.

    Which brings us to the Dwarves. I will do the Hill Dwarves first.

Dwarf, Hill

  • Con +2, Wis +1
  • +1 Hit point per level
  • Tool proficiency
  • Advantage and resistance to poison
  • Special weapon proficiencies
  • Double proficiency bonus on History checks for the history of stonework
  • Darkvision
  • Speed 5’ slower

    So, like many of the other character races, the Hill Dwarf gets 3 ability score points, a choice of one of three tool proficiencies, and an extra hit point per level. I am going to make a value judgment here and say that, unlike the perception proficiency which elves get, this is only worth one ability score point, but the hit point per level easily makes up for that. That puts the Hill Dwarf at 5 points. The weapon proficiencies are perhaps as useful as the High and Wood Elf weapon proficiencies. The thing that makes dwarves great (both Hill and Mountain) is their advantage on saves against and resistance to damage from poison. Plus they get darkvision. If not for the slower movement speed, I would put Hill Dwarf ahead of High Elf and Wood Elf. In a campaign where their bonus on history checks for stonework is important, they would come out at close to 8. Otherwise, they are probably about 7.

    So, now we get to the Mountain Dwarves, which I have always preferred to the Hill Dwarves.

Dwarf, Mountain

  • Con +2, Str +2
  • Tool proficiency
  • Advantage and resistance to poison
  • Special weapon proficiencies
  • Double proficiency bonus on History checks for the history of stonework
  • Special armor proficiencies
  • Darkvision
  • Speed 5’ slower

    The main difference between the Mountain Dwarf and the Hill Dwarf is that the Mountain Dwarf gets an extra ability score point, but doesn’t get the extra hit point per level. What they get instead is extra armor proficiencies. Unfortunately, in my opinion, if you are playing a class where you would take advantage of those armor proficiencies, you get them from the class itself (which raises the idea in my mind of playing an armored mountain dwarf wizard or sorceror). Of course, now that I think about it, the +2 to Strength means that you are likely to choose a class where one of the tool proficiencies is more valuable. Personally I rate Mountain Dwarf one half point higher than Hill Dwarf.

    And now we come to the Halflings, which I am going to consider together because I don’t consider them that different (I am sorry for all of you lovers of playing halfling characters, none of whom I have met).

Halfling, Lightfoot

  • Dex +2, Cha +1
  • When you roll a 1, you can reroll
  • Advantage against being frightened
  • Move through space of larger creature
  • Hide behind larger creatures
  • 5’slower

Halfling, Stout

  • Dex +2, Con +1
  • When you roll a 1, you can reroll
  • Advantage against being frightened
  • Move through space of larger creature
  • Advantage and resistance to poison
  • 5’slower

    Both types of halfling get 3 ability score points, the ability to reroll a 1 on any of the 20 sided die rolls (attack, saving throw, and ability check), advantage on saves vs being frightened, and the ability to move through the space of a creature larger than themselves. Both are also 5 feet slower per round than most. The Stout Halfling’s advantage on saves against and resistance to damage from poison is pretty nice, but the Lightfoot Halfling’s ability to hide behind larger creatures (such as other members of the party) will probably come up more often. My estimation is that, while there are some real roleplaying opportunities with the two Halfling races, they are the first races I have reviewed which are weaker than Human.

    Next I review the gnomes. First up are the Forest Gnomes.

Gnome, forest

  • Int +2, Dex +1
  • Advantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saves vs magic
  • Darkvision
  • 5’ slower
  • Minor Illusion cantrip
  • Speak with small beasts

    So, a Forest Gnome gets 3 ability score points, advantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saves vs magic, and darkvision. That is worth 5 points. In addition they get the Minor Illusion cantrip and can communicate with small beasts, worth about another point. However. they move 5 feet per round slower than most which takes away a bit. I would rank them a little better than Halflings, but still weaker than Humans. This is a race you would play for the roleplaying possibilities, not for the strength of the race.

    Now for the Rock Gnomes.

Gnome, rock

  • Int +2, Con +1
  • Advantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saves vs magic
  • Darkvision
  • 5’ slower
  • Proficient with tinkers’ tools
  • Make tiny clockwork devices

    Like the Forest Gnome, the Rock Gnome gets 3 ability score points, advantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saves vs magic, and they get darkvision. Which I consider to be worth 5 points. In addition they get a proficiency in tinkers tools, with which you can make a tiny clockwork device (I think from my reading of the rules, that you would be able to build larger, more complex devices, but the DM would need to determine the cost of materials and length of time to do so). After some thought, I think this gets to the same game strength as Human, at least in the right campaign world, even with the 5 feet per round slower movement rate.

    That brings us to Dragonborn.

Dragonborn

  • Str +2, Cha +1
  • Breath weapon
  • Resistant to damage of breath weapon

    The Dragonborn appear fairly powerful at first blush, they get a breath weapon. However, they only get 3 ability points and resistance to damage of the same type as their breath weapon. That is kind of cool, but I do not think it adds up to as much as the 6 ability points standard Humans get. While there are some roleplaying possibilities with this race, I don’t think it would be as much fun as either one of the Gnomes or one of the Halflings.

    On to the Half-orc.

Half-orc

  • Str +2, Con +1
  • Darkvision
  • Proficiency in intimidation
  • When reach 0, but not killed outright, go to 1 hp (1x between long rests)
  • Extra die of damage on critical hits

    This is a race which is probably pretty powerful as one of the fighting classes (Fighter, Barbarian, Paladin, Ranger). You have the 3 ability score points, darkvision, and Intimidation proficiency. In my mind that is pretty close to the 6 ability score points that Humans get. Then you get the extra die of damage on every critical hit. Finally, the Half-orc gets to, once between long rests, choose to go to 1 hit point when they would otherwise be reduced to 0 hit points without being killed. Combined with the correct decisions regarding weapons, feats, and class abilities that should make a pretty powerful fighting character. The roleplaying possibilities make this rank up there with Half-elf.

    Finally, we have the Tiefling.

Tiefling

  • Int +1, Cha +2
  • Darkvision
  • Resistance to fire damage
  • Thaumaturgy cantrip at 1st level, Hellish Rebuke spell at 3rd level(1x/day), Darkness spell at 5th level (1x/day)

        So, 3 ability points, darkvision, and resistance to fire gets us to at least 5 points. The spells add another point. That makes this the equal to Human. If the DM and the player role play this properly, it should be a bit more fun and a lot more difficult to play than a Human.

        At some point I may make a second blog reviewing the Character Races in “Volo’s Guide To Monsters”, but I am done with this for now. Perhaps if people request it (or maybe even if they don’t), I will go through and do blog entries on what I think would be the best classes for various races.

Anger

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Warning: Rant ahead. If you are the easily offended or quick-to-judge type who call this a first-world problem, please, enlighten me so we can all be perfect like you.

“Anger”

Not the most creative title, I know, and I typically try to be creative…

but today, it’s not happening, and I don’t care.

You may think this is a rant against the weather people…it’s not.

You may think this is a rant against my boss or work in general…it’s not.

You may think this is a rant against God…it’s not.

If you think this is a rant about anger, you win the internet! After all, I did attend the Madeline Kahn School of Anger Management

You may also think, “Wow, she overreacts a lot!” How observant of you! Show me someone who *NEVER* overreacts, or thinks they have it All Together because of their faith, or because they were Saved, or whatever reason, and I’ll show you someone who is *LYING* to themselves! (or perhaps, you only think they think they have it all together)

Today is Monday, March 3rd.

Remember that pesky 12-inch snowstorm that was to happen, oh, about 14 hours ago…and ala Scumbag Steve, it didn’t?

I’m okay with that. Weather is weird. It’s challenging to predict. I get that!

“16 days until Spring! :-)” someone wrote on Facebook.

If this means crocuses will come up even quicker, then yay!

Weather prognosticators make mistakes. We ALL make mistakes. It happens!

But what got my back up was the hype.

It all started Thursday: Schools, government buildings,major road construction projects, etc., were canceled.

Even my fencing class was canceled! Attila and I *LOVE* to fence (as you probably figured out from the photos that adorn his blog)

Road treatments like sand and brine are everywhere.

And it was all for naught. What a waste of time and resources!

I pull up weather pages, and gleefully sit back and read slamming and damning comments towards the weather “experts” for getting this one wrong, for the lack of accountability, etc.

(An aside: In medieval times, theatregoers threw produce at the actors if they didn’t like the performance. Not much has changed in 415 years.)

Now I’m not one to lend credence to conspiracy theories, but when the weather sites and news stations call for a significant weather event to take place, and they hype it *FIVE DAYS* ahead of time…well, I can’t help but think they did it for the ratings, or whatever agenda they’re currently pushing.

And so, when it became apparent that today’s Snow Day was not to be, along with schoolchildren and other working stiffs, I returned to my Monday routine…

Except there was a growing ball of anger in the pit of my stomach.

Before leaving for my “real” job, I log into my website, to try and build up my little business. Yes, I have my own business as an independent consultant (I sell Tastefully Simple), and while I do try to be positive and upbeat, I’m here to tell you that most, if not all consultants, have bad days here and there (read: we do not poop rainbows all the time like a nyan cat).

Nothing goes right:  My contacts are lost. Emails don’t go through. The “How May I Help You” button, is not there to help me.

Remember that ball I mentioned that’s in the pit of my stomach? It grows a little bit bigger.

So I head into work. I am at my desk and my boss gives me grief about something I did incorrectly on a project I busted my butt on for the last month. I was under a tight deadline, and I missed stuff. My bad; I should have been more diligent.

And said ball grows larger.

My work day ends, I get into my car, and begin to drive home.

Unless you live under a rock, you probably know the road conditions:

<swerve>

<thump>

<tires squeal>

<thump>

Come to Pennsylvania! The potholes are lovely this time of year!

The growing ball continues to expand.

So I turn on the radio to listen to Praise music, and I pray as best I can with eyes open, while driving, and I ask God to take this ball of anger away before I drive into a ditch…

And I hear about the One who goes before me, to paraphrase Isaiah…

The relief is not instantaneous (I’m still somewhat fuming…ugh) but I am not afraid to lay it all before Him. I know He accepts and loves whingy little insignificant me.

I do have a point here, really, I do!!

And that is, when we’re children, we’re taught that no problem is too big for God to handle. The inverse is also true: No gripe, no first-world problem, is too small, too unimportant, for God. Don’t ever feel afraid or embarrassed to bring your problem to Jesus. Whether your toddler made a mess on the kitchen floor that you just cleaned, the guy in front of you in traffic just got on your last nerve, or if you’re like me, and you have a temper tantrum at the drop of a hat…whether your issue is anger, impatience, jealousy…NONE OF IT is too insignificant for God. If you let Him, He will remove it from your stressed, burdened, heavy-laden heart/mind/soul.